Open Book

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay

me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

waking up: haha fuck

mistletoevests:

why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month

(Source: foobaw, via someday-the-dream-will-end)

woodmeat:

When u knock bae out with that dick n she fall asleep thinking about it 😫

woodmeat:

When u knock bae out with that dick n she fall asleep thinking about it 😫

(via oh-so-necessary)